I think web browsing is a disease.

There's too much stuff out there, that I feel compelled to go visit. So how do I get rid of this little problem? Eh? I thought about putting up a web proxy that I would plug my browser through... and block out certain sites between the hours of 9-5... but that would be too much work.

Any suggestions?

I'm on a quest.

I want this page to be the first link to show up when you do a search for "<a href=http://www.google.com/search?q=august+mueller>August Mueller" on Google.

Why yes, of course you can help- just link to this page from somewhere... anywhere. Google will see it and place me higher in the search results. I already got "<a href=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=gus+mueller>Gus Mueller" nailed... but not everyone knows my name is Gus! Er, I mean August. Er, whatever.