March 18, 2002
(This post is from my old, old, super old site. My views have changed over the years, hopefully my writing has improved, and there is now more than a handful of folks reading my site. Enjoy.)
Advice from George:
elkweedo (01:29 PM): President Bush is going to be downtown tonight... you should go shit on his car.
What a good idea! Of course, then I'd be labeled as a "tururist" or a traitor, and probably executed or something.