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September 1, 2002
(This post is from my old, old, super old site. My views have changed over the years, hopefully my writing has improved, and there is now more than a handful of folks reading my site. Enjoy.)

My uncle Bill sent me these: Secrets to a happy marriage

  1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
  2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
  3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
  4. It is important that these three women never meet.