Leme tell all the guys out there something.
You might think that you have the greatest girlfriend in the world. But guess what.
And let me tell you why.
Miss Kirstin told me not to leave work early today because there was a package coming for me. I was at my desk this afternoon and the nice UPS man brought it to me by way of Amber. It was a large white box that was cold to the touch. It had fancy words on it like thermosafe, and perishable and polyfoam.
And it had a return address of 225 South Ninth Street- Columbia MO.
That's right mofos, it was a box with a Shakespeare's Pizza pizza in it.
The greatest pizza in the known universe.
What could be a greater gift than the worlds greatest pizza? And wouldn't you know, Kirstin got my favorite kind too- pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple on wheat. Now what could possibly be a better gift that that?
Well, yea... besides two of them.
How about three of them.
Hell ya mofo- I got three of em.
And that's why Kirstin is the Greatest Girlfriend in the World.