Seattle Times: Drunken sailor opens wrong door:

"A drunken sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman was 'totally humiliated' by his actions but is unlikely to face criminal charges."

I think this is my favorite bit at the end:

"Whitney, meanwhile, said she was very impressed because Pierson's supervising officer 'made him sit down and listen while I scolded him,' she said. 'After that, I felt much better.'"